Crazed Monkey Attacks Piranha

Just sitting here minding my own business modeling my brand new Andy Bow Tie Collar and Leash set from Sophisticated Pup.  When I was suddenly attacked by a crazed Monkey.  

Suddenly...

Monkey: Hey, What are you doing?   Me: What does it look like I am doing? 

Monkey: Looks like you're doing girly modeling stuff again - HA HA!   Me:Oh yeah? What of it?

Monkey:  You look like a girl, You look like a girll! (singsong-y)    Me: LA LA LA LA LA (not listening)

Monkey:  I'm just kidding, let's play!   Me:  No! not listening - you're mean, la, la, la, la la... 

Monkey: Ah come on!   Me;  LA, LA, LA, LA, LA 

Monkey: Com'on big brother from another mother, let's play! Puhhhleeeze?       Me: Ok - but no more name calling, OK?
Monkey: Promise! Now, Let's Play!

Monkey:  You still look like a girl, even without the harness- BOL!
Me: Watch out!  I might be able to wrap this leash around you!