A Day in the Life of Piranha Banana: WW: Royal Mail For Captain Piranha Banana!?

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

WW: Royal Mail For Captain Piranha Banana!?

Received a letter stamped Royal Mail...
I know its for me, there's no other tail

Royal Mail, Royal Mail,
did the Queen mean, Royal Male?

Is it tasty,
is it meat?
Is it a good and wholesome treat?

Give me something Royal Mail -- If it's not good, I will just wail!

Want to know what's in the mail?

Come back tomorrow without fail! ;o)

Update: We had lost our camera which we found this past week... more to follow!

First, to apologize for the very long delay - as we lost our camera :(
So I promised a photo of what was in my Royal mail....
besides that lovely bandana and stamp from the Queen?! Well I won a lovely cartooned key ring with my likeness from Tweedles auction made by Mollie and Alfie. They asked that I send photos of the front, sides and back of my head so they could create a 'mini me' of my head... and here it is!
Though I am not all that amused that it was placed on my head for comparison - I can appreciate the lovely workmanship and how well it resembles me. I love it! What do you think?

23 comments:

UnknownApril 16, 2014 at 4:47 AM
Wow BP did our queen send you something? Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
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Cathy ConnollyApril 16, 2014 at 5:06 AM
Such a beautiful little one. They do love to get mail. Ours tear into it like a Christmas present when we give something like this to them :)
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Pawesome CatsApril 16, 2014 at 5:50 AM
You are such a poet and a tease....we wonder what the Queen sent you?
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Happy Healthy DogApril 16, 2014 at 6:14 AM
That mail (male?) looks nearly as big as you - hope it's something good!
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Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiApril 16, 2014 at 6:55 AM
hope you got something exciting!
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UnknownApril 16, 2014 at 7:49 AM
haha! Very cute poem! Happy WW!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
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Aimee @ Irresistible PetsApril 16, 2014 at 8:01 AM
Can't wait to see what it is!
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UnknownApril 16, 2014 at 8:36 AM
BOL! What a fun rhyme, Piranha! I hope there is something spectacular in that package! Happy WW!
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Two French BulldogsApril 16, 2014 at 8:54 AM
Well excuse me. Fancy schmantzy mail
Lily & Edward
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Emily @ Adventures of a Dog MomApril 16, 2014 at 9:41 AM
Royal mail huh? Very nice...
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NovrozApril 16, 2014 at 9:58 AM
Oh! we didn't know you are from the royal family .. sir PB ;)
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Sketching with DogsApril 16, 2014 at 1:02 PM
We will be there!
Dip and Elliot x
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meowmeowmansApril 16, 2014 at 1:50 PM
Oooh! We sure hope it's something tasty! Or FUN! :)
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Jackie BouchardApril 16, 2014 at 4:04 PM
Hope it's something special, just like you!
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Sharon S.April 16, 2014 at 4:18 PM
Piranha, I love how you can rhyme. I'll be back to see what surprise was in your mail.
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Lisa - The Pet Blog LadyApril 16, 2014 at 4:34 PM
Just adore the black button eyes! Happy Wordless Wednesday!
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Kitties BlueApril 16, 2014 at 4:50 PM
Piranha, you little tease. We really want to know what's in the mail...a steak and kidney pie purrhaps! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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Playful KittyApril 16, 2014 at 9:23 PM
Royal Mail? That sounds pretty exciting! Maybe you are about to be knighted "Sir Piranha." :) I'll have to stop by tomorrow so I can see what you got!
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The Diamond DogsApril 16, 2014 at 10:50 PM
You are a tease Captain Piranha Banana! Hope it's fun mail :)
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M. K. ClintonApril 16, 2014 at 11:14 PM
Ohh, maybe you're being invited to the grand ball!
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Dash Kitten CrewApril 16, 2014 at 11:34 PM
Thanks for dropping by I really appreciate it! Now I am desperate to see what's in YOUR parcel. OMG we wait until tomorrow?!?!?!!? Yikes!!

Silver, Miranda and Harvey Button
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AnonymousApril 23, 2014 at 1:38 AM
I hope it's something tasty!
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FOODS THAT ARE TOXIC TO DOGS

1 - Chocolate

(abnormal heart rhythm, tremors, seizures, death)

2 - Onions/garlic/chives powdered, raw, cooked, or dehydrated

(can destroy a dog's red blood cells, leading to anemia and breathlessness)

3 - Grapes and raisins

(kidney failure, vomiting, hyperactivity, heart failure, can become lethargic/depressed/disoriented)

4 - Avocados/guacamole

(congestion, difficulty breathing, fluid accumulation around the heart)

5 - Coffee

(caffeine poisoning -restlessness, rapid breathing, heart palpitations, muscle tremors, bleeding)

6 - Gum/sugar free candy and foods (Xylitol)

(seizures, heart failure, death)

7 - Alcohol

(vomiting, diarrhea, difficulty breathing, coma, death-the smaller the dog, the greater the effect)

8 - Nutmeg

(tremors, seizures and death)

9 - Macadamia nuts

(muscle tremors, weakness or paralysis of the hindquarters, vomiting, elevated body temperature and rapid heart rate)

10 – Greasy Fat/Foods – Fat off a steak/meats, French fries, etc.

(stomach upset, vomiting, diarrhea, pancreatitis)

11 – Salt (and Salty foods) chips, pretzels, etc.

(sodium iron poisoning/vomiting, diarrhea, tremors, elevated body temperature, seizures, death)

12 - Unbaked bread/cookie dough

(causes gastric obstruction -raw, fermenting dough produces ethanol, which quickly causes alcohol poisoning)

13 – Milk

(stomach upset, vomiting, diarrhea)

If you are not sure if a food is safe, visit the ASPCA website or call: ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center: 1 (888) 426-4435

What are some ‘people’ foods you can give as snacks safely?

1 – Carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, peas & corn (boiled, cooked/frozen, etc.)

2 – Banana slices (in moderation)

3 - Tomatoes (without the green leaves on top)

4 – Apples, oranges, cantaloupes and watermelon slices (no seeds)

5 - Plain pasta noodles (in moderation)

6 - When sick - plain white rice w/boiled ground beef or chicken

7 - Canned Pumpkin (plain) (good for hardening the stool) (no pumpkin pie – it contains nutmeg!)

9 –Boiled/frozen plain green beans (good for hardening the stool)

10 – Piece of plain cheese/cottage cheese (in moderation)

Please wash all fruits & vegetables before feeding

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

WW: Royal Mail For Captain Piranha Banana!?

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